Archive | August, 2011

Dammit! (Cereal)

9 Aug

I just walked all the way to Safeway to buy a single box of cereal. There’s none in my house, and as a 22 year old slacker, I need cereal. Cereal and Ramen noodles are basically how I survive. For the past few days I’ve been badly craving a bowl of Raisin Bran Crunch, until tonight I just couldn’t take it anymore and decided to go buy some.
I’m a fast walker, so walking to Safeway and back would usually take no more than about 30-40 minutes. However, last week I hurt my ankle and so now the longer I walk on it the more it hurts. Because of this, it took me twice as long to get there and even longer to get back. When I did get there I had to wait in a huge line of stinky people, which annoyed me because it was like 11 at night (why were they there?), I was sweaty from walking and all I had was a single box of cereal, since that’s all I could afford. It was bullshit.

Finally, after 30 minutes of limping back home with my prize I got into some clean clothes and went into the kitchen to pour my bowl of glory when FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
I accidentally got Raisin Bran instead of the superior Raisin Bran Crunch. I couldn’t have been more devastated.
I know there are kids starving in other countries right now, but keep in mind that they’ve never tasted delicious cereal, they just eat rice and dirty water probably. So, unlike me, who loves Raisin Bran Crunch, they don’t know what they’re missing, so it’s actually worse for me when you think about it.

There’s nothing to do now but eat this box of crap and wait a few days till I can go back and get the right stuff, dammit.